If you’re a child of the 80s like I am, chances are that you watched and loved The Labyrinth. A Jim Henson-filled adventure with Jennifer Connelly, Muppety Puppets, David Bowie, and his bulge. Wait, What!? Yes, The Goblin King Jareth was packing a lot of evil and a lot of something else as he tried to steal a baby for one reason or another.

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Just what do you think that Hoggle was thinking when he came face-to”face” with this monstrosity of 80s horror? Sound off in the comments below!