There’s little denying that Neil Patrick Harris is one of the coolest people on the planet. You loved him as Doogie Howser, cracked up at his antics in the Harold & Kumar films, and high-fived him through every season of How I Met Your Mother. He’s been the voice of The Flash, Nightwing, and freaking Spider-Man. He’s a genius and hilarious and he’s written a new book that I just got finished pre-ordering.

Choose Your Own Autobiography will hearken back to those amazing books from the 90s and will tell the tale of everyone’s favorite childhood actor turned awesome. The book promises magic, adventure, heartbreak, and hilarity; but you don’t have to take my word for it. Neil will tell you himself in the trailer below!

Sick of deeply personal accounts written in the first person? Seeking an exciting, interactive read that puts the “u” back in “aUtobiography”? Then look no further than Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography! In this revolutionary, Joycean experiment in light celebrity narrative, actor/personality/carbon-based-life-form Neil Patrick Harris lets you, the reader, live his life. You will be born to New Mexico. You will get your big break at an acting camp. You will get into a bizarre confrontation outside a nightclub with actor Scott Caan. Even better, at each critical juncture of your life you will choose how to proceed. You will decide whether to try out for Doogie Howser, M.D. You will decide whether to spend years struggling with your sexuality. You will decide what kind of caviar you want to eat on board Elton John’s yacht.

Choose correctly and you’ll find fame, fortune, and true love. Choose incorrectly and you’ll find misery, heartbreak, and a hideous death by piranhas. All this, plus magic tricks, cocktail recipes, embarrassing pictures from your time as a child actor, and even a closing song. Yes, if you buy one book this year, congratulations on being above the American average, and make that book Neil Patrick Harris: Choose Your Own Autobiography!

Chose Your Own Autobiography is due out on October 14th. You can pre-order by visiting HERE!

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