What not to Watch – A Walk to Remember
Chick flicks get a bad rap. I understand that women tend to like these movies but that is mostly because women are more cerebral than men. Not that all men are dumb, but most men are really dumb. Don’t get me wrong, I’m a man, but I also know that I’m dumb as shit....
What not to Watch – Puncture Wounds and other rants
Sports actors. Two of the worst words to be put together that come to mind. Many sports stars have tried to become actors and very few of them succeed. For every Kareem Abdul-Jabbar there are at least 3 Shaquille O'Neals. I am not counting people primarily known for...
What not to Watch – Age of Dinosaurs
With Jurassic World hitting theaters recently (when this was written) I thought I should check out some other dinosaur movies to see if there was a gem out there to be had. I checked out the first 6 minutes of Dino King and realized it is for really little kids so I...
What not to Watch – United Passions
I have a lot of respect for athletes. The amount of time and effort it takes to master a sport and get good enough to play professionally is nothing short of extraordinary. Fútbol players are even more impressive than most athletes, in my opinion. In every game, they...
What not to Watch – Rage
(Warning: Spoilers) I won’t lie to you, I hate Nicolas Cage. There are very few famous people I could say I hate. Hitler, Serial Murderers, and Nicolas Cage are the three that come to mind. Like Hitler, Nicolas Cage hurt the world in a very serious and irreversible...